All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-Lucy Van Pelt
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
-Peter Ustinov
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
-Elsa Einstein
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-Henry Kissinger
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.