All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
-Lucy Van Pelt
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
My advice to you is to get married. If you find a good wife, you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.